Launch pad

The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.

Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad

by Casademilsuenos September 17, 2021

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Raz Pad

The sort of low rent, rat infested studio-dive that a foul mouthed urchin and a wide-boy golfer might share together, with a dispensing machine for both viagra and lube. Oral dams are also often seen lying, used, around the dirty floor of a Raz Pad

You two slimes should get a Raz Pad together

by Chris Auriel June 15, 2011

cherry pad

A young girls first maxi pad.

I opened the trash can and I saw Sally’s cherry pad, and I knew she became a woman.

by Johnny Terabyte September 27, 2019

finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.

OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache

by anon1239000 May 9, 2018

Thad Pad

A nick name for Thaddeus Stevens College of Technology

Hey bro, u wanna link up at the Thad Pad?

by CuntSlayer69420 October 4, 2019

Bi-pad

A term coined by Steffi.
A serious committed relationship or marriage where two people decide to have separate residences.

“Bi” means two and “pad” is a 60’s slang term for a place to live, ala “bi-pad.”

“I’m looking for a bi-pad relationship.”
“We are bi-padders. I’ve got my place and he’s got his.”
“I love living alone so I choose to be a bi-padder.”
“Bi-padding is the best because you don’t deal with all the day-to-day B.S.!”

by Kharmalicious June 25, 2022