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Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.
Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
by thetendertaint January 4, 2018
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Alvin Shuffle

When a tall man inserts his penis into his own anal captivity whilst dancing to drake.
I peeked into John's window and saw him doing the Alvin shuffle
by ya boy the average kid June 2, 2022
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The Tyler Shuffle

Where you lay down on the floor and pretend to have a seizure as a dance move.
Person 1: Oh my god, Tyler's busting out The Tyler Shuffle
Person 2: SHEESH HE'S GOATED WITH THE SAUCE MAN
by MC_Wrath May 9, 2022
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Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter
by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018
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iPhone Shuffle

The act of someone walking at a snails pace in front of you in a busy street or venue, while checking their iPhone, updating their status, tweeting etc.
"The guy in front of me was moving so effing slow and he wasn't even watching in front of him. Too busy checking his texts.
He was set to iPhone shuffle."
by Adsinjapan September 1, 2013
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The Westside Shuffle

What is the west side shuffle you may ask?

Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”
“Yo fuck that light homie hit the westside shuffle”
by Switchbladeg3 September 26, 2019
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A Solitaire Shuffle

An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.

First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'
by Ipcress March 7, 2016
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