Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink
Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.
by anonymous February 11, 2025
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Divorce

The funny haha, where the parents move away from each other
“Me and your father are get divorce.”
“Yes we are, haha be happy.”
“Ok.”
You nerd
by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021
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Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.
Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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Sister in Divorce

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.
I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.
by Revita S June 2, 2024
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divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal
by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023
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divorce dropped

After announcing to friends and/or family you are divorcing, you are quickly dropped from the social circle. No phone calls, emails, invites. Treated like you have the plague.

Several reasons for being dropped
1. Choose sides with your stbx
2. Marriages are already shaky, treat it as contagious
3. Don't know what to say
4. Feel uncomfortable choosing a side or the thought of divorce. Rather than facing the situation, disappear altogether from the divorcing couple.

Remember, the friends you had before you married will likely stick by you. If not, the friendship was already fading. Expect the same from the exes friends before marriage. It hurts, but do you want people like that in your life? Good riddance. Make room for people who care about you. You will eventually make new friends. Important to have own network of friends.
Emailed a so-called friend about divorce, did not get a response. Clearly not a friend.

Find out friends invited your ex to a party, but did not invite you.

Casual couple friends ie: tennis doubles, drop the divorcing couple from the circle.

I have been divorce dropped.
by surfangel June 28, 2012
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