The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.
by Twatwaffleblumpkin May 20, 2017
Get the Jizz Pillmug. A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.
After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.
by Dr. Drizzle January 4, 2016
Get the jizz mistmug. When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.
If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.
by machisimobadass January 21, 2010
Get the shotgun jizzmug. that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you
by samuel colt September 1, 2009
Get the beer jizzmug. The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.
by jonsjeans August 1, 2016
Get the lebron jizzmug. Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007
Get the jizz cockmug. A jizz; that involves being pampered whilst you masterbate; the first person masterbates, whilst the second performs a relaxing activity, such as massaging the shoulders; washing the hair; or feeding ferrero rocher. The second person could be a lover, close friend or paid services.
by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011
Get the Comfy jizzmug.