“OMG dude, your such a chicken octopus”
“shut up bitch”
*gets in fight*
*chicken octopus dies because he’s weak*
“shut up bitch”
*gets in fight*
*chicken octopus dies because he’s weak*
by chicken octopus November 15, 2019

the kinky shit you watch on some shitty ass hentai site when ur close to ending your live and most of you parents have some form terminal brain cancer
by Sand Digger in Africa November 30, 2017

A very pleasing blowjob by an ugly or unattractive female. These females most often have long, untrimmed mustaches and smell like dick cheese.
That ugly bitch gave me a Ploop Octopus bro, i came in her mouth and she made my dick hairs stand up.
by big dick nigga with December 3, 2019

The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.
To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)
To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)
"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"
by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018

A: dude have you ever watched octopus activities
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
B: yeah dude it was funny
Monitor: I'll tell discipline teacher
A : WE'll tell the principal
*Monitor gasps*
by kionchan123 October 29, 2023

Act of a single player scoring a touchdown (qb, wr or rb) and then scoring the subsequent 2-point conversion.
6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
6 points td + 2 point conversion = octopus
Jordan wilkins just had a 5 yard touchdown run, and then scored the 2 point conversion to complete the octopus.
by Flurb789 November 1, 2020

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further
NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”
NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”
by Octopus Girl 6not9 May 9, 2018
