junk looker

person who gazes intently at a man's dong while he's exposed like at urinal or a locker room

I'm not sure if he was gay, but that guy in the bathroom was a junk looker.

by shawnyb August 6, 2010

junk-jiggler

Inadvertant physical hand-on-scrotum contact makes one a "junk-jiggler."

While sparring with Paul, I kicked at the same time as he did a low jab. He totally went for a nut-grab! That guy is such a junk-jiggler.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Chinese Junk

Any China made product that breaks easily or is cheaply made.

Kids toys, unworking TV's, broken electronics, Malfunctioning Cars

"My TV blew up three weeks after we bought it. What a piece of chinese junk!"

by Mouthy Mommy March 14, 2010

Junk Slap

Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>

I junk slapped <person's name> across (his/her) face.
I junk slapped Jessica across her face.

by D$A$V$E May 25, 2006

Junk Fire

The extreme heat produced by rubbing to mens gentiles together.

Dude there was threesome and the two guys ended up in the hospital with a third degree junk burn from the junk fire.

by U know 5539 February 14, 2009

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

Cut to junk

Downgrade someone or something -like in stocks- to real value.

"Found Mike fooling around with foxy Megan... the bloody bastard!" "What you gonna do?" "From today he is cut to junk."

by rperazag June 16, 2010