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Drunk Fu

That guy is wasted. He doesn't know Karate. Check out his drunk fu skills.
by asswipejohnson December 20, 2010
mugGet the Drunk Fumug.

Drunk-Cam

The name given to the designated driver on a big night out. Their sober eyes, ears and memory act as a "camera" documenting the crazy shit that happens to drunk people on a night out.

It was derived from the words "Drunk" and "Camera".

Drunk-Cams are the sober people, who on a night out are able to recall the events of the evening and relay them to their drunk partying mates the next day.

A good drunk-cam never misses an incident or indiscretion and will happily remind those involved the following day, or until sobriety arrives.
Q. "Oi, what the fuck happened to me last night? Check out this bruise, man, I think I was hit by car."

A. "Dude, you need to speak to Kylie, she was Drunk-Cam last night."
by Jado987 February 17, 2010
mugGet the Drunk-Cammug.

Drunk Norris

Engaging in the act of karate whilst intoxicated.
Hank turned into Drunk Norris after 2 and a half beers and round housed my cat.
by Jfattz August 27, 2013
mugGet the Drunk Norrismug.

Conspiracy Drunk

When you're so drunk that you start talking about conspiracy theories.
Damn CC was so drunk last night that he started talking about how the moon landing was staged. He was conspiracy drunk.
by GoltHlenny May 17, 2019
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Fashionably Drunk

To show up to a place, party event, or meeting with friends a few minutes late, and somewhat intoxicated. The perfect phrase to let people know that you are fashionable enough to show up a few minutes late, and will be happily drunk when you arrive.
Matt: Hey we are going to the Up, when are you coming down?

Will: Kurt and I are at Kane's house right now, and will be showing up fashionably drunk.
by Will To Succeed August 21, 2010
mugGet the Fashionably Drunkmug.

drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.
Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008
mugGet the drunk pokemug.

Kennedy drunk

Extremely drunk, sometimes leading to driving, skiing, or sexual "incidents" of tragic proportion.
I got Kennedy drunk last weekend and woke up tattooed and naked on a bare mattress next to some uggo.
by technogoddess February 8, 2010
mugGet the Kennedy drunkmug.

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