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Timber ticket

A rag, pillowcase or blanket used to mop up semen.
by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022
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whip ticket

To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.

To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
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ticket insurance

The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
Wow, I'm going 80 in the fast lane and this jackass just zoomed past me. Ticket insurance!
by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012
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Snow ticket

An oblong snowball used use for wiping your asshole after taking a shit in the woods when there is no toilet paper.
by The Slane April 1, 2017
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ticket taker

Someone who sells their freedom, morals, independence, soul, etc. in exchange for material wealth and worldly pleasures. (In other words, a sellout of the worst degree.) These people are typically lapdogs of the dark overlords that run the media and entertainment industry.
Ben Shapiro is often hailed as a prodigy, but he’s really just another ticket taker. He sold himself to the media industry and now he’s a spineless cuck who only does what (((they))) tell him to.
by EliteNinja26 July 29, 2023
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Mets tickets

New York City mayor bill deblasio failed bail reform program where criminals are given free mets tickets, gift cards, and other amenities as an incentive for them to show up to court.
He slashed 4 people in the Bronx, punched two Asian women in the nyc subway, was finally arrested, but was quickly released without bail and given mets tickets in hopes he shows up to court for his hearing.
by gabbagooo February 20, 2021
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They bought their ticket

Use this phrase when someone knew it was coming, so they deserve the consequences. This phrase was said in "Airplane!" the movie.
A rollercoaster breaks in the middle of a ride and the people inside the rollercoaster are in danger.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.
by Timmy Mea. April 2, 2021
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