Mike's List

An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.

Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.

by Jotok November 21, 2010

List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.

"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."

by CJackson May 1, 2014

exflaw list

Making a list of the flaws of an ex who dumped you to raise your spirits in an otherwise sad time.

I miss her,so I made an "exflaw list": she was always late, had no tits, no cum in mouth, c section scar, snored like a tractor etc...

by gregory trayne October 27, 2008

captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

Fuck-it list

A list of things you want to fuck before you die.
Example: dog, cat, bob from next door, etc.

Jane: hey did you see that sexy seagull?
Mary: yeah. I’ll put it on my fuck-it list.

by Partykiller June 16, 2018

Murtough List

A list of things that a person of a certain age is to old for. Named after Murtough from the Lethal Weapon movies who keeps saying, "I'm getting to old for this stuff." Also this list is made famous by the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'.

Nic: "So I just got done throwing water balloons from the top of the building."
Tyler: "Dude, we're getting to old for that."
Nic: "What do you mean?"
Tyler: "I think it needs to go on the Murtough List."

by NicholasAce July 19, 2012

check list

terrible. you dont ever want to do one. if you wish to live, then stay away from the earth and environmental science classroom. these will make you crave death, and make you want to kill your heartless teacher that assigned them. there is no way to do them on time, you will always procrastinate, no matter what

friend: have you done the check list yet?
me: of course not, who do you think i am
friend: ITS DUE TOMORROW
me: and?

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019