A little faggot who deserves to die in a hole. He is stuck up, selfish and constantly lying and boasting.
He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
He's a wanker who pretends he has a girlfriend, "but she goes to another school so you wouldn't know her. He is an absolute cunt and likes to suck ball sacks in his spare time which is when he is not fucking his mom in No Nut November. He also has no friends and is an EPIC FORTNITE GAMER!!! He is also on Tik Tok. FUCK YOU NIGEL.
by P'taters November 21, 2018
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by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
Get the unemployed nigel mug.Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3
"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."
by FriedWaterIsBae March 1, 2022
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“Carol my dear, would you mind awfully grabbing my shooting attire from the back door and placing them on the drying rack for me”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
“of course not Nigel my darling…..……JESUS CHRIST!! Is that your finger or a coke can that’s just tickled my spleen from the basement entrance?!?! It felt like someone just used me as a guitar case.”
“Oh Carol, you do make me laugh. I just saw your delightful rear end calling to me through that Cath Kitson dress and I felt compelled to deliver a good old Dirty Nigel to you bum-hoolio. Love you”
“Love you too you cheeky monkey”
by Rachel1980 August 9, 2025
Get the Dirty Nigel mug.Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
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