A term expressing an expectation of reciprocity. If event A happens, then event B will certainly follow. Most commonly used in the phrase "mutually assured destruction," which posits that the best defense against a nuclear-based attack is the threat of a "mutually assured" retaliatory nuclear-based attack...although the term can be applied to events less earth-shakingly catastrophic.
"If I go down on you, it damn well better be mutually assured that you'll be sucking my cock afterwards."
by lexicographer September 15, 2003
by teddyK September 14, 2003
an awesome bond shared between an awesome girl with the name Ellis(a big raging dykeasaurus), and a chinese transvestite, preferably named Dominic(an awesome kid who isn't where he belongs), of which both of them have equal input'
by chinesetransvestiteandhisbuddy November 26, 2008
The day you and your partner get on some porn of both of your choice and both get yourself off using your own hands for a wank or mouth
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
Mutual wank day. 7th February
The phrase you hear from someone who was heartbroken and is in denial, if you ever hear this phrase from someone, hug them, they need it
by Whythisword July 03, 2022
by Coolgirl102222 May 17, 2022
(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.
You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.
by das.sprache.meister March 08, 2015