Mustard Gas Bomb

When you put mustard on your penis(or phallic instrument of choice) and have anal intercourse with a partner. Upon completion, the receiving partner will then release any gasses and or residuals over the giving partners face.

Me and the wife wanted to spice things up so we tried the mustard gas bomb last night.

by ThatGuyUBlue December 26, 2016

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Mustard Gas

Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.

The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.

by 4459eud9f9rer98yeryr7weyr9ew November 5, 2019

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mustard plug

The act of tongueing the ass of a lover with diarrhea.

She admittedly ate Taco Bell before our date, and as it turned out, I gave her the ol' mustard plug the next morning.

by Joe Dugger May 4, 2005

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mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts

When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits

by tweetie bird August 9, 2009

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mustard face

The facial expression achieved when you're taking a gigantic size bite out of a hamburger/hotdog and you expect ketchup but itstead it's fucking loaded with mustard.

"You should have seen that kid's mustard face after I falcon punched him in the testicles. Priceless."

"That old woman had a perfect mustard face after I crop dusted that elevator."

by Red Fingaz May 5, 2009