When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.
A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.
by Fasters April 18, 2022
Get the Murder by Pimug. by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018
Get the Accused Murderermug. He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.
by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021
Get the Murder that shitmug. by A_single_bean May 18, 2019
Get the Murder the childrenmug. 
by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015
Get the murder a shitemug. A band based in Calgary,Alberta with influences ranging from the likes of
Alice Cooper,Venom,Motley Crue,Slayer,Black Sabbath,Maniac Spider Trash, The Stooges and GG Allin. Its hard to say what Genre they are because they seem to have A Punk Sound With a Heavy Metal Edge and Heaviness mixed with a Glam Rock Look and horror visuals. They tend to have a knack for putting on shows that include Cutting open Puppies and throwing the entrails at the crowd, Throwing raw meat at the audience, Stage Actors,Mock Satanic Sacrifices, Drinking blood (Real and sometimes fake) and pulling people form the Crowd and making them apart of the show most of the time ending up in a fight.
Alice Cooper,Venom,Motley Crue,Slayer,Black Sabbath,Maniac Spider Trash, The Stooges and GG Allin. Its hard to say what Genre they are because they seem to have A Punk Sound With a Heavy Metal Edge and Heaviness mixed with a Glam Rock Look and horror visuals. They tend to have a knack for putting on shows that include Cutting open Puppies and throwing the entrails at the crowd, Throwing raw meat at the audience, Stage Actors,Mock Satanic Sacrifices, Drinking blood (Real and sometimes fake) and pulling people form the Crowd and making them apart of the show most of the time ending up in a fight.
Duff: Hey I'm gonna go see The Murder Groupies tonight!
kerri: Really! STAY AT THE BACK AND BRING AN UMBRELLA!
kerri: Really! STAY AT THE BACK AND BRING AN UMBRELLA!
by Mister.Antichrist July 9, 2011
Get the The Murder Groupiesmug.