Munt Fish

Fucking ugly pig that looks like your mom's shit rubbed in your dad's face.

God that munt fish reminds me of your dad.

by ChodeChoker666 July 19, 2008

munt

verb. to gag or make odd noises like freak hiccuping and/or noun. to b freak whom makes odd noises.

- ew, seeing that guy humping lard makes me want to munt.

-i feel like a munt right now cos i havnt had a shower for weeks.

by rhi dawg October 04, 2008

Munt

Either:

The result of a poorly done male to female sex change,
or
A male whore (see also mangina)

"Did you see that tranny, it had a proper horrible munt!"

by alf182 December 23, 2008

Munt-nose

A nose that bleeds severely during intercourse, usually causing the women/man to retract and flee.

Joe: OMFG! did you know that matthew west is a munt-nose?

Elliot : No way! That must be why he bled last night!

by Joseph Edwards July 21, 2007

Munt-Nose

A nose that,when the person owning it is stimulated sexually, bleeds non stop, causing embarrasment on the highest level.

Several famous Munt-Nosed people include
Elton John
Paul Crevice
and
Darth Vader

"Im really sorry, it doesnt usually do that, I must be a munt-nose, like my father before me!"

" Just shut up and help me get the blood of my bra would you?!"

by Astroboom August 04, 2007

munt

the flap of skin left over from a male to female sex change operation.

my munt is a bit dry , could you pass the pleasure gel.

by winston zedmore April 11, 2007

munt jack

inverted deer with hetrosexual tendancies

by emily "the shag" shmodwin July 17, 2003