mounteder

Beast

Mounteder is a goddamn beast

by Gainsman October 7, 2017

Muted Flirting

A lot like normal flirting, except where normal flirting tends to actually make it pretty obvious a girl likes you, muted flirting has a 50/50 chance of going the way a shy girl sees is it her head and a 50/50 chance of leaving guys wondering what’s wrong with her. It sometimes seems she wants to flirt but doesn't leaving you wondering. This usually tends to be a characteristic in a shy type of girl

Bro, I really wanna ask her out but it's like she's using Muted Flirting to mess with me

by MichaelCtrlTabi April 15, 2019

Munter

A fucking smelly vagina of a man

Matt Boone is a fucking munter and a half

by Mamookish munter July 12, 2021

Muntadon

The mighty Muntadon was once a great beast that roamed modern day North America. It was said to be nearly a hundred feet tall, and demanded much of respect. His claws and talons killed thousands. Many of those who remember the great creature still shake in their boots when his name is mentioned. All hail the mighty Muntadon!

Ford: "Do you remember when the great Muntadon first attacked?"

MRI Machine: "Aye, twas a day I shall not soon forget..."

by George Beetlefump September 2, 2021

MutedByChoice

A feral fuck on the Philza Minecraft discord server.

is known for bird time and when the accidentally made a TAIL FOR MUTED cult during a alt phil stream.
has horrible typing abilitys.
is budgie hybrid and a computer virus.
Loves burds and millet.

Mutedbychoice: SCARFICE EM TO THE SANDS!
person 2:omg ur pfp is so cute Muted.

by Mutedbychoice September 29, 2021

mounted

We drank, kissed, talked for 20 minutes. I kissed her again, then nuzzled her neck, brushing against her breasts. She complained ofbeing warm andpulled off her sweater. I undressed and asked her if she would join me in bed. She quickly stripped, lay down beside me, and pressed her tits and belly against me. Then she rolled onto her back, raised her knees off the bed, and I was finally able to mount her, ramming my cock deep into her vagina on the 4th thrust.

mounted same.

by mmmmmmmno November 2, 2021

triple muted

Fruit infused alcoholic beverage

My favorite drink is triple muted

by Rogue Tay August 15, 2020