half mung

A half erect peni

I woke up today with a half mung

I go to work in the morning with a half mung

Yo Dimi tried to sodomise me with his half mung

by DIMI LOVES THE February 20, 2015

munge fuddler

A cheap way that ricky gervais can use explicit themes in a childrens book and get away with it. When 'u' is replaced with 'i' it spells 'minge fiddler' which shows ricky's intent to use explicit material in his book 'flanimals'

God did u see Tim with Sally last week, he is a right Munge Fuddler

by Adam Sutherland May 13, 2005

mung off

Similar to a rock off, a mung off is where two teams of however many members challenge eachother to see how many bodies they can coopertively collect mung from within a set time limit. Terms are discussed beforehand, and whoever wins gets their terms carried out, usually having something to do with humiliating the other team. A popular term is having the losing team gargle mung for extended periods of time.

- I challenge you to a mung off! If I win, you have to go to prom with me!

- And what if I win!?

- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!

by Labus December 13, 2008

Mung bean

Australian slang; a hippy or generally soft 'unmanly' kinda bloke.

"you dont eat meat do ya mung bean?"

"a mung bean wouldnt last 2 minutes working out a farm"

by andthony6969 October 10, 2008

mung bean

An ignorant person or person of low intelligence. (mental capacity of a mung bean)

Those mung beans who sit in their cars for two hours each way to work should stop complaining and catch a train.

by Matt Bowden January 2, 2006

mung witch

A GIRL WHO:
1. "claims" you and ruins your game
2. dates yor friend and changes him
3. fucks with your head
4. pussy whips your friend
5. fucks you over
- an overall annoying female being

*can be used as a noun or an adjective

CREDIT: newport harbor football team

"Get over your stupid mung witch girlfriend"

by santa maria9595 November 23, 2007

Mung Revisited

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid him/her with this task. The partners then go to the cemetery where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials into the partners mouth. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face and in your mouth is called munging.

Mung Revisited is a more grammatically correct version of the original mung definition. Mung is short hand for drinking a dead woman's vaginal secretions.

by ChristianGC February 25, 2009