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Mingle Muncher

An individual or group of individuals enter your space and begin to talk about random things They pile on story after story as a distraction which causes you to loose track of time. Once the time of productivity has passed the "Mingle Muncher" will begin their exit which has strategically been designed to maintain their intentions and anonymity.
"Fred had a list of errands to complete but the Mingle Muncher talked so much that he lost track of time causing yet another day of unproductiveness".
by Derrockcoal March 18, 2023
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Kiwi Muncher 🥝

A kiwi muncher is a very prominent member of either the gay community or the League of Legends community. Kiwi munchers are those who reply to messages and memes with a kiwi emoji to send the message: "I'm looking for a big black sugar daddy to split me like a lumberjack 🥝"
"Hey man did you see the game last night?"

-Person 1

"🥝"
-Person 2

"..."
-Person 1

"What?"
-Person 2

"Sorry I'm a kiwi muncher 🥝"
-Person 1
by spawnpeeked July 21, 2023
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Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.
GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!
by herpiderp March 30, 2016
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doo doo muncher

A person who enjoys eating doo-doo. They love its texture, the smell, and the smoothness of it as it goes down.
by peeyah peeyah April 4, 2010
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muncheon

derived from the word luncheon, muncheon is similar; it is anytime during the day when you take a break to munch on some food.
I had a late night muncheon!
by ayyrayray February 14, 2009
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lint muncher

Refers to someone that continuously asks you for money or is always begging for your last cent. They are always after all the money you have in your pocket...hence the lint.
:"Hey Jeff...can I have like...20 bucks?"
(sigh) "Alright Fred"

Three days later

"Hey can I have like ten bucks?"
"Dammit Fred, your such a lint muncher."
by Roppe March 26, 2008
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