Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019

by Drages11 December 4, 2020

by Maryy_dddd September 6, 2022

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife
by Jesus Sins October 2, 2020

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)
by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025
