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"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
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I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.
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Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
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