march 13th

March 13th is National slap your sister day. If it's your birthday you get to punch her. If you don't have a sister. Punch the first girl you see.

Josh:It's my bday! Ima punch the hell out of my sister cause it's March 13th

by UrPapa September 27, 2019

March 11th

National napping day. The perfect excuse to nap all day long.

Person #1 : “Let’s get to work.”
Person #2 : “No way! It’s March 11th, National napping day! See you tomorrow.”

by Flamingoz October 28, 2019

Merchants Guild

A group of wealthy bankrollers who Cohencidentally own >95% of the media and have serious beef with Europeans.

A warm thanks to many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.

by TheRubyEmerald December 3, 2021

March 27

If your born on this date ur one of the baddest bitches out there. All the niggas want you, ur super thick and always lookin good.

March 27

by Bad bitchhh 101 November 2, 2019

March 31

National hug your crush day.

Me: Can I hug you?

Crush: Why?

Me: because it’s March 31

by Loreal March 30, 2021

No Makeup March

No using makeup in any shape or form if you use makeup you will lose any chance of a good relationship.

greg: is that Amy over there.
josh: yeah don’t talk to her she failed No makeup march.
definition: I bet she can’t go a whole month without makeup.

by Chewypebbles December 29, 2018

March 1st

OMG you’re so pretty, are you born March 1? well the people that are born on March 1 are pretty, loyal, and hard to get

This is an example

I’m born on March 1st

by It’s.churboo December 5, 2019