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morning finger 

the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night

commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
I can't stop smelling my morning finger.

dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
morning finger by bill_the_kid January 2, 2012

blueberry morning

Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.
Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.
blueberry morning by JJMcJ February 9, 2010

morning goblin 

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!
morning goblin by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007

Good Morning Gamers 

Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?

In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
Good Morning Gamers by bamboomaster September 9, 2019

Guy moaning 

Guys moaning when having sex (IS NOT GAY) with a women most women love it.
it helps turn on women. It is sexy and may make the women feel more comfortable knowing shes making you feel good too.

And moaning is very SEXY

But to much may be awkward
Guy moaning is sexy.
Eric: (moaning)
Samantha: ( getting wetter and nipples harden) "keep doing that"
Eric: okay... ffuuuuccckkkk..... ( continues moaning)
Samantha: (moans) I'm going uh uh ugh (she and eric orgasm)
Guy moaning by @07xxxtension April 15, 2020

moaning minnie 

Originally dates back to the name given to the allied armies in WW2 to the German Nebelwerfer, a multi-barrelled rocket launcher which rained down terror on allied troops with a horrible screaming noise to accompany it. (see google for definitions and picture)

In modern useage, it refers to someone who never stops moaning and has an annoying voice which grates on your brain as they give you the toungue lashing.

Chris is a real moaning minnie
moaning minnie by Age_Wills November 10, 2008