the strange smell on your finger you wake up with after getting weird all night
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
commonly smells like a mixture of alcohol, cigarettes, weed and whatever else you might have got your finger into.....
I can't stop smelling my morning finger.
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
dude I can tell you fingerblasted her from that awful morning finger you got there
by bill_the_kid January 2, 2012
Get the morning finger mug.Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.
Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.
by JJMcJ February 9, 2010
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When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.
by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007
Get the morning goblin mug.Pewdiepie's heavenly intro to his minecraft videos. This is like God saying "let there be light". Once you hear it you can never not hear it. It just keeps ringing in your head.
Mom: Honey, wake up!
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
Me: GOOOOOOD MOOOORNING GAMERRRRRRS!!! It's a beatiful day in Minecraft.
Mom: I am sending you to mental health care school ok?
In Mental Health Care:
Me: Good morning gamers!!!!!!!!!
Doctors: We have an Avengers level threat.
by bamboomaster September 9, 2019
Get the Good Morning Gamers mug.Guys moaning when having sex (IS NOT GAY) with a women most women love it.
it helps turn on women. It is sexy and may make the women feel more comfortable knowing shes making you feel good too.
And moaning is very SEXY
But to much may be awkward
it helps turn on women. It is sexy and may make the women feel more comfortable knowing shes making you feel good too.
And moaning is very SEXY
But to much may be awkward
Guy moaning is sexy.
Eric: (moaning)
Samantha: ( getting wetter and nipples harden) "keep doing that"
Eric: okay... ffuuuuccckkkk..... ( continues moaning)
Samantha: (moans) I'm going uh uh ugh (she and eric orgasm)
Eric: (moaning)
Samantha: ( getting wetter and nipples harden) "keep doing that"
Eric: okay... ffuuuuccckkkk..... ( continues moaning)
Samantha: (moans) I'm going uh uh ugh (she and eric orgasm)
by @07xxxtension April 15, 2020
Get the Guy moaning mug.Originally dates back to the name given to the allied armies in WW2 to the German Nebelwerfer, a multi-barrelled rocket launcher which rained down terror on allied troops with a horrible screaming noise to accompany it. (see google for definitions and picture)
In modern useage, it refers to someone who never stops moaning and has an annoying voice which grates on your brain as they give you the toungue lashing.
In modern useage, it refers to someone who never stops moaning and has an annoying voice which grates on your brain as they give you the toungue lashing.
by Age_Wills November 10, 2008
Get the moaning minnie mug.A variation of One Night Stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her BMW. After the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. The author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time...
Friend: "So how'd it go with Nicolette this morning, didn't you need to get a ride from her?"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
One Morning Stand...er: "Actually I was the one who gave her the--"
Friend: "The ride? Goddamn are you predictable, so you fucked her...in her car...before school started?"
OMS..er: "Yep...I'll be back, I have cooking next, so I should probably wash my hands, I don't think anyone wants FISH in their stir fry....do you get it, huh?!"
Friend: "....god I hate you"
by Irish Wolf April 20, 2006
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