TIT mobile

A tit mobile is a car that has feelings and likes to "drink". The tit mobiles theme song invovles the driver whispering "GOO TITT GOOO" while the passengers sing other titty songs. Tit mobiles often come in the form of PT cruisers.

" Hey wanna take a ride in the tit mobile"

" Yea! Gooo tit goooo!"

by LetchBeetch January 22, 2010

crack mobile

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you

There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."

by night shift March 11, 2014

SWASTA-MOBIL

A SWASTA-MOBIL is a 4 wheeled car made of bricks, it has a 2d vertical structure with almost or preferably no width.This vehicle is mainly used to spread SWASTA-MEN propaganda. The SWASTA-MOBIL is sold only buy SWASTA-MEN also known as Nazis. This car can come with an expensive price to add jet turbines.

The Swasta company had a big sale of SWASTA-MOBILS.

by Ggdude801 November 22, 2022

X on a mobile ad

The only thing that is smaller than a quark

Frick, the X on a mobile ad is really really really really really really really small

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 29, 2021

How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile

mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

mullet mobile

Second/Third Generation Camaro or Firebird adorned with window louvers, whip antennas, mag wheels, air shocks, decals and other similar accessories... Driven in rural areas by men/women and usually heard while playing Van Halen, Molly Hatchet, Ratt, Poison, Foreigner and other similar bands from thier Delco radios.

Dig the mullet mobile.. Mullet mobiles rule!

by jt November 21, 2002

Mobility Scooter

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016