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Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!
Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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Mogul Slopes

Also sometimes known as the powder room, the Mogul Slopes are where bar patrons and party goers go to snort cocaine.
Sam was having a boring night at the club, so she and Angela went into the mogul slopes to brighten their night.
by Bond, James Bong January 16, 2013
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momule

the area between one's right thumb and index finger. A back-formation of the verb momulate.
When shaking hands, momule-to-momule contact is customary and establishes superiority for the more dedicated momulator.
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Modulock

A term for two or more people having sex while standing up.
Walked into the mens room at Wal-Mart and caught three guys Modulocking.
by PunchItChewie November 27, 2014
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Mofutisu

Pronounced ma-foo-TEE-soo, it's the first two letters of Mother Fucker Titty Sucker.
"I just called my teacher a mother fucker titty sucker and she had no idea."
"How?"
"Mofutisu"
by Bernie1210 April 29, 2014
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mogulistic

Man, look down. That is mogulistic.
by crustymoist April 9, 2015
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mogul blocking

is a slang term for an action, intentional or not, that serves to prevent someone from reaching their full potential and goals to being well compensated. Such behavior is often motivated by greed, jealousy, competitiveness, or pettiness, although it is sometimes accidental. A mogulblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction usually for his/her own gain.
Hey if Bill's not slacking off on the clock, he's turning our customers to the competition! I've had it with his mogul blocking ass!

Dude if you don't like my merch, that's cool but why throw dirt on my name and block my mogul???

You: I'm getting peeled by my ex-wife and her lawyer!
Me: Wow what a mogulblocker!
by Airtight June 10, 2016
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