Mobo

The name given to the stiffy a man wakes up with every morning. The conjunction of "morning" and "boner."

1. "Hey how was your morning?"
"Good; my mobo was solid."

2. My mobo scares little children.

by ericrule March 29, 2009

mobtown

a nickname for Baltimore Maryland

I'm from mobtown bitch!

by Display_Name December 9, 2008

Monroish

1. When something is executed in a chaotic manner.

2. When music is Structurally chaotic and dilligent.

" hey that band sounds pretty monroish "

" that shirt design kinda looks a little monroish "

" that text font definately looks monroish "

by Paul Brimm co. Nick hoffman April 22, 2006

Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.

Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

by Jickety March 16, 2008

derby mooron

Noun
The people who go DerbyMoorCommunity Sports Collage. Generaly called this by students of Littleover Comunity School

Jim: your a derby mooron
bob: school sucks

by flibit* September 9, 2008

Marilyn Monroe Syndrome

A condition that delusional fat women suffer from, whereby they cite that Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, proving that beauty standards have changed, and therefore fat is beautiful. Unbeknownst to them is that the sizes of clothing in Monroe's time were measured differently and a size 16 in the 1950s was roughly equivalent to a size 8. In reality, Monroe weighed about 120 pounds.

Sea Cow--OMG stop body shaming me, fat is beautiful, don't you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 16?
Person--Bitch, you've got Marilyn Monroe Syndrome. fat shaming sea cow man the harpoons Marilyn Monroe land whale

by s s s s s s September 12, 2016

moblogymous

having allegiance to one particular blog

I used to be moblogymous with my Live Journal but lately Facebook and I have been enagged in an passionate, adulterous relationship.

by Yingli January 12, 2009