After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.
by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012
Get the Magical Mister Mistoffelees mug.Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage
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• miserable failure
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by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008
Get the Cathy Bates from Misery mug.Any individual who feels compelled to bring in leftover food to the office to share with their co-workers. Usually this individual likes to remain anonymous as the food will either suck or make you sick.
guy 1. "hey who brought the spinach artichoke dip in?"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
guy 2. "it was that damn anonymous office leftover miser again last time I had the runs for two days, I wouldn't go near it"
by NickyLags October 17, 2010
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Dan: Your dad lesbian
*Dave dies inside*
Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*
Dan: Your dad lesbian
*Dave dies inside*
Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*
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Grant: ur mum gay
Mark: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny
Mark: oh yeah, well ur sister is a mister
Grant: *all veins inside body explode, has a seizure that causes him to pull out a gun from his jacket, and blow his own brains out.
Mark: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny
Mark: oh yeah, well ur sister is a mister
Grant: *all veins inside body explode, has a seizure that causes him to pull out a gun from his jacket, and blow his own brains out.
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