microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Microsoft Meme

Best (worst) person ever

Guy 1: u know Microsoft Meme?
Guy 2: yeh, he da pinicl od Dank Meme

by Bobeo Ross September 7, 2017

Microcomputer

A small computer that contains a microprocessor as it's central processor.

Microcomputer: Modern desktop computers, video game consoles, laptops, tablet PCs, and many types of handheld devices, including mobile phones, pocket calculators, and industrial embedded systems.

by BallsDroppingInMyThroat November 11, 2017

Microsoft

Microsoft is a system developer. They create Windows operating systems.

I’m going to the Microsoft store to buy a computer!

by LonnieHarperLHC July 8, 2018

microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

by OG-BB1966 August 1, 2019

microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

by OG-BB1966 August 2, 2019

Microsoft

big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer

Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think

by EngineerGaming April 7, 2021