stock market

the greatest thing on earth. you own shares of companies and buy -low sell-high to make a profit.

I'm addicted to the stock market.

by K.H.-What December 1, 2004

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

white marker

A kickass slang term for a penis.

I'm gonna write my name on her face with my white marker.

by rocket man November 10, 2006

Marketecture

(1) A theoretical product architecture, conjured up by the marketing department, that has no similiarity to any product(s) on the drawing board, nor in production.

(2) A company's reference a set of products obtained through acquisition, where no interoperation exists, but might be cobbled together to seem to implement the original intent.

We're being told the new marketecture will include all of our competitor's features.

by John B. Young May 22, 2007

MaKye

An asshole... but overall really sweet guy.
He’s tall and handsome, raw asf in basketball.
He only dates women that are 8’s and higher, really chill and will smack a bitch

Damn there goes MaKye

by 420PrettyKitty November 2, 2018

Omaha Old Market

The best place in all of Omaha! Restaraunts, thrift stores, artists, hippies, indie kids, street performers, etc.
If you come to Omaha, go there!

Me: Omaha fucking sucks.
Carlouse: I know, the Old Market and Sokol are the only cool things in Omaha.
(Omaha Old Market)

by omahaoldmarkethipsterhahajk March 5, 2011

Market Basket

A supermarket in Southern New Hampshire and Northeastern Massachusetts. It was started by the Demoulas family somewhere in the Lowell area and is also called Demoulas sometimes, even though only one in Salem, New Hampshire is actualy has a Demoulas sign.

I am there about twice a week.

by hasafienda January 18, 2005