Malena

Malena is a special girl. She looks like a sweet friendly girl, but she can be a very cold person. She always knows in advance the intentions that people have. She knows when she is right and listens to her gut. She’s confident and doesn’t need anyone, she knows that she is very pretty and the best friend someone could ever have. Malena respects everyone and can’t stand childish people. She’d do anything for the people she really loves! If you hurt her, you’ll never know it, cause she won’t show it. In a relationship, she’ll be very loyal and expects the same from you! Malena is one of the only people you can trust.

I would love to have a Malena in my life

by jujujulala November 21, 2021

Maren

A fun person to be around, and a person who loves to be helpful. She is really caring and likes to draw.

She is very good at translating, so if you don’t know the word in English she’ll know it in German, and the other way around, trust me.
She HATES google maps (who can blame her though honestly)

She likes music, hanging out with friends, and visiting new places 🤩

She doesn’t like fast rides at amusement parks and won’t go on them no matter how much you try to convince her 😒

p.s. you can call her squirrel i think

“I don’t know what that word is. Can you bring Maren over”

“Hey, we should invite maren!”

by Laila - a friend of this alien March 29, 2022

cold marinara

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.

Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.

by khaki joe July 8, 2009

Balls Marinara

extermely sweaty and smelly testicles esp. after a long hot day of work

I hate that I have to wear these heavy pants to work all the time, I get the worst case of balls marinara!

by Maverick33 September 22, 2011

Dirty Maren

The act putting Skittles in someones Vagina, so it leaves a rainbow.

Dude I had this girl over and we made a dirty Maren.

by adri_mea April 30, 2020

dumb _marina_kinnie

The hot mutual of Thanasimp

“Why do you talk about dumb _marina_kinnie so much Thana?”
“ Because they're hot.”

by Thanasimp May 30, 2021

Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.

"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

by JamesFoo March 26, 2022