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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Marc

Marc is that nigga
Marc is that nigga and he gone rock out over his money
by Marc2Ebk April 22, 2023
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Marc

A guy who will go and play with your emotions for 6 months and you find out he's got a girl through Snapchat that will also talk to you about problems with his girl while he knows you still like him cause your his best friend...
Damn, Marc went and broke her heart while he was supposed to be her best friend.
by Huntress22 December 9, 2019
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Marc

Marc is usually a very funny guy that never fails to make you laugh with his ridiculously satisfying laugh. He is a very good friend despite his cold ass personality he won't leave you alone till you tell him what's wrong. Marc is also a very kind person that loves his friends and girlfriend a lot, sorry ladies he is a hard catch and he usually choses the crazy ones out of the bunch. Obviously he's a lady magnet with his crazy good looks and has a lot of chicks after him, it sometimes gets annoying for him and his mates.
-i met a marc last night
-did you fall for him already?
-no but he says he has a crazy big cock!
by armindicklover March 17, 2021
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money marcs

One bad ass Dj from Omaha Ne
Person : Yo you hear Money Marcs do that double drop???

Person 2 : yeah bruh that shit was tite
by Jms_dot. November 21, 2021
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marC

The opposite of cram
Person 1: What is marC dude
Cram Salesman: Thats the opposite of Cram
by Retardicus Maximus II April 23, 2023
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Marc CA

An ignorant Shill. Someone who vehemently supports the chi-fi brand KZ after they were caught putting dummy electronics in their hybrid and tribrid IEMs. Pretends to be an audiophile, but only uses hype words and excuses because they only read audio reviews by other shills. Regularly posted affiliate links before the scandal came to light, but denies being a shill for the company KZ.
Damn, you're really giving that the Marc CA treatment and lying your ass off.
by mentat March 10, 2022
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