lord of the rings

Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece. It was originally intended to be all one book, but it was divided into three books, and each separate book is divided into two books (confused yet?). The story actually begins in "The Hobbit," where Bilbo Baggins discovers the One Ring in Gollum's lair (which, at the time, was in a cavern within the Misty Mountains). Then in "The Fellowship of the Ring," Bilbo grants the ring to his nephew, Frodo, and then departs to start a new and relaxed life (but they soon meet up in Rivendell). Gandalf teaches Frodo that the One Ring was forged in the fires of Mount Doom for the Dark Lord, Sauron. Three rings were given to the Elves, seven to the dwarves, and nine to the men, but it was the One Ring that could mean peril to all that is good in Middle Earth if it was brought back into the hands of the Dark Lord. Frodo had to return it to the one place it could be destroyed, Mount Doom, in the heart of Mordor. Frodo originally sets off with Pippin, Sam, and Merry. They find themselves in Rivendell, where the council of Elrond takes part. Elrond adds Boromir, Aragorn, Legolas, Gandalf, and Gimli to Frodo's party, and they become the Fellowship. To read of their perilous adventures through Middle Earth is to take an adventure through the ancient trees of Lorien, to journey through the dank darkness of Moria, and to wade in the waters of the sacred Nimrodel. If you're into fantasy, then Lord of the Rings is for you.

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
- Lord of the Rings

by 62orion86 April 9, 2006

lord scuttle

The lord of all and the God of the sea. Is Ruler of the sea. Can't spell but that's ok. Doesn't like Triton.

Mary: you wanna come to Church with me?
Everyone: Um no sorry I only Worship my God and Lord Scuttle.

by Thee hot thot November 29, 2017

Booty Lord

The lord of the booty! his high class prostitutes serve under his name

only those selected by his highness will receive his finest range of booty glitters when selected you will be visited my the twerking angels.

ALL HAIL DA BOOTY LORD

by Andy Booty Lord March 9, 2015

Lord of Indignation

The title of Lord of Indignation is held by Kénji Lescara, he holds this title as it fits no one better.

"Bow to the Lord of Indignation"

by Kénji Lescara January 26, 2019

Lord Gavin

Lord Gavin instantly wins every argument

Lord Gavin has sexy mutuals

Lord Gavin has a massive shlong

Lord Gavin is a walking w
Lord Gavin is about to go shit

"Have you seen lord Gavin on tiktok?".
"Yes he is so sexy!".

by Commander balls August 23, 2021

skinny lord

Can mean anything your heart desires

You are such a skinny lord

by Lolzlolz January 1, 2018

Lord Blow

The alter ego of homosexual Twitch streamer Hamlinz. Once he grabs quad launchers, he becomes Lord Blow, and every opponent he faces gets blownup.

*Grabs quad launcher*
Hamlinz: "I am Lord Blow from the Blowing Region. Who wants to get blown?"
*sees opponent*
Hamlinz: "Get blown brother! Artillery Strike! You dare face the might of Lord Blow?"
Chat: HamzB

by HamzB January 29, 2019