When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt
Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.
by Nikhil Kumaran May 15, 2019
The short fat guy covered hair, but still going bald, go-tee sporting clown who walks around the locker room after a bogus work out talking to anybody who will listen with a towel around his neck and his crank hanging out for everybody to see. Usually has some bull shit story about how just last night he hooked up with a girl that looked just like Megan Fox, or about how he just bench pressed 700 pounds.
Sam: "I ran into Tony last night at the gym. I was trying to get changed as fast as I could so I could get out of there."
Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
Dave: "real locker room guy huh?"
by Joey BeefBuicker July 28, 2010
by mr. pink January 11, 2005
Drinking game performed in an elevator, involving two teams of two. One member chugs a beer while inside the elevator, while the other runs to meet the elevator on the next floor by using the nearest stairwell. The member on the inside of the elevator may only drink when the doors are closed. On the next floor, the team members switch places and the member in the elevator begins to drink. When both members of a team have finished their beer, and crossed a designated finish/start line, a winner is declared.
"We played the Hurt Locker last night, Hunter nearly busted his ass"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"
"Yeah, I heard the beer got the most of him"
by Henry Reacroft May 05, 2010
Whatever shuts your locker...
by Brett (UK) November 24, 2007
by The Boston Rag February 28, 2005
A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.
I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.
by Gussamer May 02, 2019