Leftist people who are well intentioned, but believe a utopia is possible with how crazy people are. Ignorant to war and would rather simp to black people and gays than prevent a missile from hitting the U.S.
Liberals in Starbucks:
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
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Get the Liberals mug.Idiots who say conservatives are members of the “KKK” when the whole civil rights movement was by republicans, because the current president was pressured to support the movement, those liberals don’t care about freedom! Abraham Lincoln was a big influence on MLK, and he was a republican.
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Get the Liberals mug.By definition, a liberal is, and always will be, a hypocrite. Liberals are the very basis of sin, and I hope that someday, we can all be free of their wining and crying.
(In a house, there is random crying and noise)
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.
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Get the liberal mug.A political "philosophy" which dictates:
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
-that the individual subordinate himself to big government
-people should be judged and dealt with according to their race (i.e. affirmative action)
-people who cannot or will not provide for themselves are entitled to the wealth of those who DO produce and earn a living
-The Bible should be banned, along with any display of religiosity--except in an election year, or you're Rev. Al Sharpton
-9/11 never happened, terrorist are entitled to Constitutional rights, and that killing terrorists creates more terrorists
-It is immoral to keep the money you earn, but perfectly moral to receive the money others have earned
-Most important, liberalism dictates that one despise America and everything it has stood for since its beginning--which was made possible only through raping, pillaging, and spreading small pox on blankets.
I hate America and everything it stands for; I'm rooting for the terrorists; I hate religious people; you should give me your money because I have less of it than you do; I have never actually read the United States Constitution; therefore I must be a liberal.
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Ben Franklin owned a Cannabis farm and George Washington was known to toke up as well. Plus, they wrote the Bill of Rights. They were liberals. They would start a riot if they could see how their ideals are getting assraped by the current government
by Jonzo the Weasel May 18, 2006
Get the liberal mug.open to new behavior or opinions and willing to discard traditional values: Such as John Demmler (A proud supporter of Donald Trump)
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