layf

Lol at your face. Can be used when someone is ugly or someone pulls a funny face.

"Boo!!!!"
"AAhhhhh"
"Layf!"

"Like My Dp?"
"Layf!"

by beanie1 November 20, 2007

laynebug

a female bug who happens to be the most important female bug in my life, she is real nice with kids and only bites when you are teasing her. great for companionship and dates:)

oh laynebug you are the nicest laynebug ever!

by bwes2140 October 16, 2010

laynee

kind and sometimes bratty

my little sister who is laynee

by nobody knows!! January 3, 2014

carpet layer

Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.

Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!

by Gimli July 9, 2003

Five Layer Burrito

Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.

Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.

by human shark April 1, 2010

Layed

When a chip (Lays Potato Chip or Other) is thrown at someone.

You got Layed, man! That chip hit you right in the FACE!

by Made Up Verbs April 1, 2009

LayerCake

Refers to the layers of fat surrounding an overweight woman or man's Moose Knuckle

That lady(man) was huge you should have seen her layercake!

by ItsMeABC123DEF February 23, 2012