Lachlan Jay

The most complete utter dickhead in the whole of the fucking shire, has no idea what he's doing half the time, fucks up in school as well as outside of school, GETS SENT TO COOK SCHOOL BECAUSE HES A DUMB FUCK, HES ALSO A RETARD LITTLE SHIT WHO TREATS PEOPLE WITH DISRESPECT YET WHAT HE DOESN'T REALISE IS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM AND HES A LITTLE WHORE WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE :) X

ME ' OH SHIT ITS LAChlan jay'
Person 'HAHAH WTF WHAT A RETARDED FUCK'

by Shumsky69420 February 13, 2018

lachlan down

A code word used to inform a workplace/school about a possible terrorist attack or suspicious activity.

"Lachlan down on the year 9 campus"
"oh no, not another school shooter on the year 9 campus"

by mynibba September 6, 2018

Lachrymatory

(adjective) relating to, tending to cause, or containing tears.
(Noun) a vial of a kind found in ancient Roman tombs and thought to be a lachrymal vase.
Also used as an alternative to the acronym lol.

1. This song is lachrymatory.

2. They discovered an old lachrymatory in the ruins.

3. Maria: I hate using lol so much.
Josh: just say lachrymatory instead.
Maria: okay hehe.
Josh: lachrymatory.

by Joey Paul September 11, 2018

lachlan dengate

Jesus himself

lachlan dengate classifies as Jesus

by Meatball boi April 29, 2019

lachlannnn

lachlan means it goes deep and hard

lachlannnn loves to do it hard

by opiuytdrxytfguhijopuycftxdrtfg May 26, 2019

Lachlan Wilson

A guy who wants to leave but can't because of his parent

Oh, you're a Lachlan Wilson

by Todo43 May 28, 2019

Lalchi

A Lalchi is a cheap and greedy bitch. This term is best used when describing Reuben Prince. This man is the greediest and cheapest mother fucker in the world. He is also know to grope balls.

Is that Reuben the lalchi

by Kanjuce August 11, 2019