Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

Lard Knight

A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.

"My god that bitch is fat"

"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"

"Shut the fuck up lard knight"

by GoldyOne December 22, 2023

Fat Lard

When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.

Tina you fat lard get your food

by Fat lardin retard March 12, 2017

Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 14, 2023