lanky homo

A Lanky crack head alcholic homo that listens to punk and likes to puke on people.

For fucks sake eric your such a lanky homo

by Sideshow April 12, 2005

Lanky Kittens

The best type of kittens.

A lanky kitten.

Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"

Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."

Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."

by Lanky Kittens FTW September 3, 2010

Lanky

A tall gangly person usually lacking grace and coordination. Sometimes results in the athlete being hidden by their team in positions of less vital importance. Even more likely that they occupy the position of “left out”

“Sometimes we stick Hannah out in right field so her lanky ass doesn’t fuck up the game”

by icedtj December 18, 2017

lankyassbitchmotherfucker

A simple combination of multiple attributes of a person. They must be lanky and the rest of the words imply they are pissing you off. Lanky is of key importance.

You are playing volleyball and a lanky guy keeps rejecting the ball in your face... "Jon You LANKYASSBITCHMOTHERFUCKER!!!"

by RuEXP April 1, 2008

Laney

A fat little person who is very mean but really hot but she bullies you on ft and likes Caden L and hunter summers but I love her

Looks Laney is eating again

by I Love Laney so much April 4, 2019

lankes

A circle of dudes jerking it onto a large sausage. Kind of like a blue waffle

Guy 1: Did you hear about Nick?
Guy 2: No what happened?
Guy 1: He pulled a lankes with 4 of his friends!

by EFuentes April 11, 2017

lanney

Lanney is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. Super gorgeous and loves to be complimented. Once you lay your eyes on her you can’t take your eyes off of her.

who is that? That’s lanney Whoa she’s beautiful! Soo beautiful

by beautifulnameseverfound March 1, 2018