basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.

Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

lions for lambs

to choose the lesser of two evils.

i lost my brakes...i was going to hit the family with five kids, but i traded lions for lambs by running over the guy on the bicycle.

by Shawn from TN November 26, 2007

Lands

A super hero.

'Oh crap its lands'
pow pow pow

by fish111 October 18, 2010

Jamacian Lambswool

A definition for pot or weed

Man sell me some JAMACIAN LAMBSWOOL

by REHAB RAH March 10, 2010

FIFA LADS

FIFA LADS are the best youtube channel in the world, and everyone should subscribe.

"Hey did you see LF MARSO new video" says person A
"NO fucking way, LF MARSO IS BAD, THE FIFA LADS ARE AMAZING" SAYS SIR ABDULLAH THE 3RD

by LFGAYSO February 28, 2020

Lamesauce

adj., to be lame, or a word of unapproval.

Guy 1: The movie was cancelled.
Guys2: Lamesauce!

by Tess Renee! January 21, 2009

Hairy Lampshade

To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.

I can't sit down for 5 days cause of that hairy lampshade I got last night.

by volcomtoast July 5, 2009