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lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.
the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant
by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024
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Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)
She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?
by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021
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lowering

A derogatory insult. Used to refer to low-quality or retards
Person 1: Hey, retard
person 2: fuck you
person 1: Lowering
by communistfromafar May 3, 2025
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Higher or Lower?

When someone asks you if you prefer ass or titties (lower or higher respectively) If you say equal, you like both.
John: hey Bill, higher or lower?
Bill: oh I definitely like lower better it feels better.
John: nice one im equal
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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lower the temperature

(Followed by of) :To prevent an individual, group or groups of people from committing either civil disobedience ( such as scuffles with police and verbally insulting others), political ( physically punching, kicking, killing people included) or social ( property damage)violence in your name while at political rallies/ protests/demonstrations
Donald Trump should try to, if at all possible, to lower the temperature of his supporters or try to move the other protesters 10 blocks away from his political venues, so the latter can protest away from Trump supporters.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2016
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LOWER LORTON

LORTON IS A TOWN IN Virginia with a large hill. BACK IN THE DAY THERE WASN'T MUCH HERE. WE HAD TWO 7/11 STORES. ONE AT THE TOP THIS IS UPPER Lorton. The one at the bottom is Lower Lorton. Also the location of the Lower Potomac Pollution Control Plant.
(Sewage processing) So lower is really lower class because of the smell. There are no high dollar neighborhoods there.

Lower Lorton is appartments. Lower end town homes and a few people who for some reason desided to buy houses there. Im sure the original owner moved out in the early 80s after the plant went online.

While Upper Lorton and the rest of the town is where the better quality of living is located.
Hey man, where are you heading?
Heading through Lower Lorton, why.
Well roll up your windows till you get up the Hill.
Yep, cant wait to get back to Upper Lorton.

Home Sweet Home.
They cant say that about Lower Lorton.
Nothing sweet there.
Well maybe the hot Spanish chics at the grocery store.

They live in Woodbridge not Lower Lorton. Oh good, I'd rather go there to pick them up for a date.
Why man? It smells better there than Lower Lorton. Hahaha
by Lorton Rockers January 7, 2022
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When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
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