No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

kidder

scouse word used in a greeting

"alright kidder"

by AndyH April 7, 2004

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

script kiddies

It is generally assumed that script kiddies are juveniles who lack the ability to write sophisticated hacking programs or exploits on their own, and that their objective is to try to impress their friends or gain credit in computer-enthusiast communities.

script kiddies
1) go to: reddit.com/new/

2) In address bar, paste this: javascript:(function f(){var u=$(".down");if(u.length-1){setTimeout(f,650);u1.onclick()} })(),setInterval(function(){$('.hide-button span a:first').trigger('click');},650)();

3) Hit F5

by rrRRVNG December 27, 2009

kiddled

Something that has been touched and tampered with by children. Mostly in reference to the probability of it being contaminated with the bodily fluids and secretions of children and/or germs.

"Don't eat the veggie dip, it's been kiddled."
"This tube of chapstick has been kiddled."

by Madame Z September 12, 2012

Just kidding!

A phrase used by preps when they feel as though they said something stupid. Used frequently. Extremely frequently.

"What's 2 + 2?" "It's 4 you dumbass." "Oh, just kidding!"

by I hate preps. August 29, 2005

script kiddies

The lowest form of cracker; script kiddies do mischief with scripts and programs written by others, often without understanding the exploit.

Renegade is such a script kiddie.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004