KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.

Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow

by cheddar123 January 26, 2010

KFC day

A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy

"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"

by Zaky November 24, 2006

KFC shower

To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.

Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.

Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.

Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.

Jesus: What for?

Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.

Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.

by Hudson_KB January 18, 2010

KFC McTwisty Flop

A subset of the mctwisty flop, the KFC variant is when a fat man enters a KFC, orders a 16pc. bucket meal, goes to the male restroom, eats the contents, then profusely shits into the bucket. After this the fat man gets in his car, drives to the first checkout window, and throws the bucket of shit through the window.

Man I could really see Jarett pulling a KFC McTwisty Flop tonight after he gets drunk.

by Oattmeal November 21, 2019

KFC Bomb

When you keep KFC leftovers and microwave them afterwards, the smell is called the KFC bomb.

He opened his tupperware at lunch and totally KFC Bombed us !

by DPhong September 19, 2020

kfc shit gravy

When a homeless person runs into a kfc and shits on the floor

Dude, this homeless guy just kfc shit gravyed right in front of me.

by KFC shit gravy February 13, 2021

KFC Cock

To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)

Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.

by Dumb Subject October 22, 2018