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To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.

Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.

Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.
Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.

Jesus: What for?

Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.

Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.
by Hudson_KB January 18, 2010
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