Alan Keith

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children

the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*

by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

keith scelzo

Intelligent good looking modest sex machine

I was so horny last night that all I coukd think about was Keith Scelzo

by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019

Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011

Keith's House

Noun: The small compartment at the bottom of an herb grinder that collects kief --ie: "Keith"

Euphemism: getting high.

Noun: "I just cleaned Keith's house."

Euphemism: "After I get off, im going to Keith's house"

by 69_80085_420 April 28, 2021

Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england

OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.

by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023

Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.

Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

by meggaLeggendz July 9, 2020

Keith Powers

American actor and model. Keith Powers is really handsome, stylish, and seems to have an amazing personality.

Bro, Keith Powers is my celebrity crush... look at that smile

by princessscheba August 2, 2022