keith ryan

a wild coon

Hey Keith Ryan, get over here ya coon!

by Coon niiii January 27, 2014

Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011

Alan Keith

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children

the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*

by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

Keith's House

Noun: The small compartment at the bottom of an herb grinder that collects kief --ie: "Keith"

Euphemism: getting high.

Noun: "I just cleaned Keith's house."

Euphemism: "After I get off, im going to Keith's house"

by 69_80085_420 April 28, 2021

keith scelzo

Intelligent good looking modest sex machine

I was so horny last night that all I coukd think about was Keith Scelzo

by Lombardo69 May 30, 2019

Keith Powers

American actor and model. Keith Powers is really handsome, stylish, and seems to have an amazing personality.

Bro, Keith Powers is my celebrity crush... look at that smile

by princessscheba August 2, 2022