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Karis

Karis is probably a pastor’s daughter. This means her personality could go one of two opposite ways: she is either a Jesus freak or just freaky.

If you meet a Jesus freak Karis, you will find that she sings at her church and smiles all the time and will most certainly tell you about Jesus. She’s humble, kind, and super awkward. She will have a wide vocabulary of nonsensical words that she will use instead of cuss words. She loves Veggie Tales and will reference Larry the Cucumber if you ask her where your hairbrush is.

If you meet a freaky Karis, don’t approach her without expecting to get pulled into something wild. This is an under-the-bleachers kind of girl who loves to party and hates sitting around at home. She will most likely break your heart and will probably be able to out drink you. She wears combat boots and dreams of new piercings and dying her hair neon colors. She’s also unexpectedly intelligent and has strong opinions that she usually keeps to herself unless asked. Her makeup is on fleek but she’s still awkward.
“Yo, that Karis girl just invited me to church. She must be a Jesus freak Karis.”
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She is an amazing person , yet if you show her any sign that you are living she instantly hates you. She is a runner , but she is no faster than the average Mexican. She is super salty and hates everything
Dang who is that girl........ oh her that’s just Kari
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A corrupt individual, specifically in South Africa.
The missing funds are believed to be tied to hosh kari mismanagement.
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The person who always scars my neck to the point of no recognition. She is second funniest person in Lester's car. Everytime she works, she has to be fashionably on point with holes in her Jean's.
Kari is a kari
by TheRealKari August 30, 2019
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A beautiful girl and is always there for someone u bring happiness to my life and every time I see u it makes my day 💗🤙🏽
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Kari is an amazing, beautiful, and sweet venezuelan girl. She is truly one of a kind. She will bring you into the light when you are in the dark. Something about her just will brighten your day up. You may never find someone else like Kari.
Bro i really like this girl, she is amazing and her name is Kari
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