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$andy Kane 

Fake TV stripper with boring comedy shtick. This gross, shriveled up old street hooker lost her case against Comedy Central's Daily Show.
She couldn't take the free publicity from Emmy Award winning Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
$andy Kane sucks. That's just it. She blew it and she she sucks. She's old and a compulsive liar.
In other words: She blew it on her cumedy shoe.
$andy Kane by Vivaldy March 7, 2005
Related Words

harrison kane 

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children
Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.
harrison kane by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.
Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

trevor kane 

a badass with a large penis that is cooler than schelden and jo jo
trevor kane by not jo or schelden January 8, 2012

danity kane 

The most amazing band ever with the best talents seen in years. In fact I met Danity Kane and they happen to be the nicest prettiest girls! They came from the reality tv show, making the band, led by DIDDY, a sex god who I would like to oil up and do.
"Wow! i cant believe how hot Danity Kane is, they are so hot!"
danity kane by Logan and Samie November 7, 2006

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology) 

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!