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Oklahoma Orange Juicer

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The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.
Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?
by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018
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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

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The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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Ethereal beings made out fecal matter (NOT A JOKK!!!!!!!). These gods travelled far and wide to obtain the coveted piss and shit powers.
I worship god!
Oh really? I choose to worship Poopjok and Juicejok
by The Gobbler of All Glizzys October 10, 2023
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New England Juicer

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When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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The Norwegian Juicer

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When you put your balls in a juice squeezer until they are on the verge of bursting testicle matter all over the room. This usually results in a purple and painful but pleasureful sensation.
Babe, I think my balls are finally recovered to do The Norwegian Juicer again!
by Ghost of the Goon March 18, 2025
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One is to collect a vile of a males semon, as said male lays down flat and the penis milked like that of a cow, the semen is then added to a juice of the juicers choice to then be consumed by whomever it may apeall
Yeah, last night I gave terry a Jan Juc juicer , he loved it, said it tasted wonderful
by The JJ Juicer March 6, 2026
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