Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 August 31, 2016

Jesus

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"

Hi Jesus your not gay

by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019

Jesus

A man that hates gay men

Jesus He hates gays

by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017

Jesus

A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants

I want me a jesus

by Carlos vegas March 14, 2017

Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020

Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019

Jesus

The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ

Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where

by Guy1715383 February 15, 2017