Fair Jeans

What Jared wear all day 24/7 providing non-stop comedy
He will also manufacture these for Wrangler Co. when he is older
Zach "Hey Guys whats up"!

Jared "Shut the Hell up!"

This is what Fair Jeans are.....And i expierence them everyday
by JokesMcgee July 11, 2010
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Jean Check

When a girl pulls up her jeans from behind in order to prevent or hide a thong line or panty line.
"Sadly she performed a jean check when she went up the stairs covering up her sexy thong!"
by Sven369 January 17, 2008
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jean-eduard

a boy who is in 5th grade with mrs. hately.

hes also very attractive when he took place in tarzan on broadway ;)
jean-eduard is a male?
by a stalker i guess March 18, 2019
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jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.
That porno was really a jean-creamer.
by Dealin' Don February 25, 2009
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tooth jeans

can mean multiple things.

tooth jeans can mean either jeans for your teeth or jeans made out of teeth, sometimes both.
by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016
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Jean-gina

The creases that your jeans form in the crotch when in a seated position.
by Naot234 June 09, 2010
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Sea-Jeaned

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.
Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*
by Carleysguy August 24, 2021
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