Jason

Even though he's intelligent he gets lost in the underwear section. Can hack any computer and do unique stuff on one. Jason is a cool, funny guy.

Of course Jason would do that.

by YankeesGirl845 November 9, 2013

jalon

adjective. Describes a person, or animal who is wise beyond his or her years. Usually very politically minded and interested in the true sense of "justice for all." Hard working and motivated in improving his or her self and surroundings.

He is so jalon to not only notice what needs improvement, but also to take the initiative to put that improvement into motion.

by Carlton Lee April 26, 2012

Jason Mraz

that sexy guy who sings that super addictive song "im yours" that you will listen to over and over again till your mom forcefully makes you shut down the computer and wash the dishes

Eve: "looove looove looove looove im yours!!!! omg Jason Mraz i loooove you!"

Mom: "eve! turn that off and scrub them dishes missy!"

by E-Tag! October 23, 2008

jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

Freddy vs Jason

A 2003 film about a battle between Freddy Krueger of the 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series and Jason Voorhees of the 'Friday the 13th' series.

I should have known you wouldn't stop killing, your like a big, stupid dog who can't stop eating...even though your master says you've had enough!!!
-Pamela Voorhees/Freddy Krueger

by Roger_Alvey_ July 16, 2008

jaron

Jaron is very handsome, humble, and kind. Get yourself one especially when they are tall and have brown hair and eyes! They're one of a kind and so hot like a ice cream melting on a hot day.

Amber: Oh my god! Look! Jaron is coming!

Lilac: Shit, I'm sweating!
Amber: Act normal, you dumbass!
Jaron: hey girls *winks*
Amber & Lilac: *faints*

by Fiona McGee April 18, 2018

Jason Bourne Door Opener

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.

My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.

by SteelerfaninPeru August 20, 2009