Jamaica Plain

Very friendly part of Boston. Great bars with cool chatty people. I'm from London where everyone just growls at you if you so much as look at them. Rock on Jamaica Plain !
Watch out for the crazy guy though who asks to see guys hands to guage their dick size.

Me in Jamaica plain: Hi I'm Dave, top of the morning to you.
JP resident: How ya doing bud?
Me in London: How's it going mate?
London person: Fuck off you mad cunt or I'll glass you.

by Dirtycash October 9, 2006

jamaican brownies

A choclatey brownie that gets you phunked up. The most delicious of all treats. Used with normal brownie mix and weed. fry the weed in the oil (use recipe on box) (2mins on 50% heat) strain and add oil to the rest of the recipe on the back of the box. The THC from the weed is in the oil, heat realeses THC.

She made these Jamaican brownies, I had a couple and I swear you could see the smurfs in the corner singing.

by Suzanne Williams February 11, 2006

Jamaican Jerk-off

Applying various spices to your penis during gratification. At climax, the ejaculate is collected and added to savory meat dishes.

In tonight's episode of Hellish Kitchen, Dylan's dish stole the show with his rustic rendition of the Jamaican Jerk-off.

by Metamuciliac September 17, 2015

Jamaican toothbrush

To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.

This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.

"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.

"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"

by tommyboyO June 10, 2016

Angry jamaican

When one inserts his testicle into a woman's vagina during intercourse

Last night i fully angry jamaican'd this chick...

by Co factor S September 25, 2009

Jamaican Rainshowers

When you take the blunt or the bong or whatever your smoking out of, go into the bathroom, turn the shower on hot, and let the room steam up while your smoking. The steam opens up your pores and you get higher.(Try it)
*When doing a jamaican rainshower with just you and a female, there's a 95% chance she wants to have sex with you.

-Dude you are walking hella funny..are you faded?
-Man, I'm straight dead. I had a "Jamaican Rainshowers" before I left for school.

by Tre-Duece February 26, 2009

bad mama jama

A reference to a fine looking woman with well defined curves. George Clinton has a song called "she's a bad mama jama"

"She's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be, hey
She's a bad mama jama
Just as fine as she can be

Her body measurements are perfect in every dimension
She's got a figure that's sho' 'nuff gettin' attention
She's poetry in motion, a beautiful sight to see
I get so excited viewin' her anatomy"

by john c June 16, 2005